The somewhat scatological scenario was that Russell Kirk, legendary conservative academic and philosophy guru who was spending a year at Princeton and Harvards Pulitzer-prize winning biographer liberal Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. were in the Mens Room, got into a debate while standing side-by-side. Schlesinger washed his hands with furiosity and soap while Kirk breezed out the door and down the hall. Schlesinger caught up with him and said, in a loud voice, At Harvard, they teach us to wash our hands after we pee! Everybodys head turned around.
Kirk replied in a voice of equal intensity that rang across the room: At Princeton, they teach us not to pee on our hands.