First, itd be nice if they could convince some of their priests to keep their pants on.
Bi-Location: The phenomenon in Catholic theology which details how, very rarely, some persons of great sanctity can be at two different geographical locations at the same time. Vis. Lynn Sweet is not a Catholic nor, so far as I am aware, a saint but is especially venerated by certain secular liberals for her ability to be at two places at the same time. Her bi-location is truly remarkable: a Washington bureau chief who can at the same time cover local events i.e. warning John Stroger to make available his health records to the media.